Exercising My Tongue

Earlier today I sat in front of my laptop scrunching up my face, sticking my tongue out, sounding raspberries and generally behaving the way I always wanted to do in Zoom meetings at work. Before my faithful reader suggests the benefit of a long rest at the booby hatch I will add that every one on the call was doing the same thing. We are members of a group called the Treble Tremors and our goal is to, as my title says, exercise our tongues and other parts of our mouths and throats.

Last week a friend mentioned that he had noticed that I was not displaying any of the tremors that he associates with Parkinson’s Disease (PD). I explained that those tremors were the tip of the proverbial iceberg. There are so many ways that PD can manifest itself. That loss of dopamine impedes the communication between brain and body and affects behaviour, memory, physical functions, and muscle control.

To be honest until my bout of cancer I hadn’t thought much about my tongue – I mean who does? It’s there; it works – until it doesn’t! I was surprised to learn that the tongue is made up of eight muscles. Muscles that manipulate food for chewing, and swallowing; muscles with sensors for tasting ; muscles that allow us to clear our throats or gargle; and muscles that we use to make sounds and sing, and speak. Muscles that we have used subconsciously since birth that will atrophy if unused.

I’m at a bit of a disadvantage: the radiation appears to have destroyed or disabled the muscle at the base of the tongue that gives food that final push. As a result for the past four years I have difficulty swallowing. Lately there are times when my speech is unclear, indistinct or muffled. One of the things that can help involves doing tongue exercises, vocalizing sounds to ascending scales, facial contortions, singing (our Proud Mary would have Tina Turner in tears), breath control, and neck stretches.

Exercising your tongue – Improve Your Voice.

Our sessions are organized by the PEI Parkinson Association and given by music therapist Shona Pottinger. She has been guiding the group since 2016 and her willingness to put up with my off-key warbling of Where Have All the Flowers Gone* will gain her a crown in heaven.

The exercises she takes us through are not just physically beneficial but also emotionally, and help to build confidence. For an hour each week we are together as a group; a community, all facing an unknown; unselfish-consciously spending time with each other making faces, strange sounds, and our own music. It may not sound sweet but damn it we do it.

*Think a Marlene Dietrich impersonation by Buffy Ste Marie.

Note: Every so often I’ll be loading posts about my experiences and activities with PD. It is a way of keeping my mind active and coming to terms with what may be happening. I can understand that for some people this may not be something they wish to read and I ask those faithful readers to feel free to skip the post.

The word for August 12th is:
Atrophy /ăt′rə-fē/: [1. noun 2. verb]
1.1 A wasting away, deterioration, or diminution.
1.2 A wasting or decrease in size of a body organ, tissue, or part owing to disease, injury, or lack of use.
1.3 A wasting away from lack of nourishment; diminution in bulk or slow emaciation of the body or of any part.
2.1 To waste away, with or deteriorate.
Drom French atrophie, from Latin atrophia, from Ancient Greek ἀτροφία (atrophia, “a wasting away”), from ἄτροφος (atrophos, “ill-fed, un-nourished”), from ἀ- (a-, “not”) + τροφή (trophē, “nourishment”).

Memes for a Monday

Well this time next week we’ll have settled for our annual stay at Yankee Hill. This is year seven that we’ve packed up much of our worldly necessities and trekked all the way up to the North Shore. And in true Island fashion we’ll be packing a lunch for the 85 minutes journey.

But never fear oh faithful reader, though we are going into the wilderness of cottage country I will continue to post Memes on the next two Mondays. It may mean sending them by courier to civilization in New London but I will do my best to give you a giggle to begin your week.

I always remember the young lad (11 or 12?) at a restaurant in Firenze who advised us to try the eggplant Parmesan as it was “quite the best” he’d ever tasted. I didn’t know whither to slap him or thank him.

More wine for the rest of them.


I blush to admit that it is one of my favourite operas.

Pob lwc wrth chwarae scrabble.

Not too bright, our boy Cain.

My parents often let me choose my own clothes – with equally disastrous results.

Some people’s snores sound like they are gargling with a mouthful of mashed potatoes. Just saying.

Presentation is half the battle.

Welcome to the Island.

Sounds like another Nigel Slater recipe – he’s gone all posh these days.


True, that!

Not in our house. First question of the morning after “how did you sleep?” is “what’s for dinner?”

You say tomato and I say tomato.

Has anyone actually done that?

Not sure how good “What’s your medieval manuscript motif?” works as a pick up line. What’s your’s?

The word for August 11th is:
Nonchalant /nŏn″shə-länt′/: [adjective]
1.1 Indifferent; careless; cool.
1.2 Casually unconcerned or indifferent.
1.3 Calm and relaxed.
From French nonchalant, from Old French nonchaloir (“to not be concerned”), from non- (“not”) + chaloir (“to have concern for”), from Latin non ‘not’ + calere ‘to be warm’.

Memes for a Monday

Last week was great fun with my SIL Sophie and her husband Andrew. We visited a few places around the Island that were new to me. It certainly takes visitors to get to you to explore home territory..

Last week it was pooch memes so it must follow as the day the night* that today will be catty pussy kitty entries.

What do you mean “think outside the box”?


No need to travel all the way to Scotland.


Not an unknown for dogs either – Teeter insists on sleep on our shoe tray at the door – with the shoes in it.


Some humans are either stupid or just naive.


For Moose in Cordova.


Ya got the right to sing the blues.


“There are some things your guest need never know.” – Julia Child


Aced it.


Perspective is everything.


Feline doppelgangers?


How about one to match the painting over the couch?


And …???


When you’re a cat, nothing is sacred.


The call of the wild.


And a final word of feline wisdom.

*And the quote would be from which playwright?

The word for August 4th is:
Follow /fŏl′ō/: [1. noun 2. verb]
1.1 In billiards, a stroke which causes the cue-ball to follow the object-ball after impact.
1.2 The difference in the external diameter of a spring, especially of a coiled or helical spring, when unloaded and when compressed by its working load.
2.1 To come or go after; proceed behind.
2.2 To go after in pursuit.
2.3 To keep under surveillance.
Middle English folowen, from Old English folgian.

Memes for a Monday

There’s a few days ahead of discovering some corners of the Island that we have yet to see in the nine years we’ve lived here. It takes visitors to make you see those places you’ve always meant to.

In the meantime it’s been a while since I’ve posted doggie memes, so here are a few that have been mined from the depths of the interweb. And yes, there are quite a few dachshund related laughs.

The many faces of the eligible young bachelor.

Hey a lady has her standards.

There are stereotypes for a reason, you know.

And some of those stereotypes are just wrong.

This would be Teeter on our afternoon nap.

Something we have yet to train our boy to do.

Yep.

Hidden treasures.

It’s good to have a vocation.

Our Nora was a very vocal girl.

Looks familiar.

A hard working dog.

Also the reason for buying Nature’s Miracle.

You know what they say about “assuming”.

Exactly.

Sounds very familiar.


The word for July 28th is:
Job /jŏb/: [noun]
1.1 A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one’s trade, occupation, or profession.
1.2 A position of employment.
1.3 A task that must be done.
1.4 A specified duty or responsibility.
1.5 A jab.
2.1 To jab at something.
From the phrase jobbe of work “piece of work”, from Middle English jobbe (“piece, article”). Of uncertain origin. Perhaps related to Middle English gobbe “lump, mouthful”, Middle English jobben (“to jab, thrust, peck”), or Middle English choppe (“piece, bargain”).


The Rutte of the Matter

Quintessential Martin

As my faithful reader is aware I do not normally indulge in matters political here on the blog. We get quite enough of that sort of thing in what has become “news” being blared at us 24/7 on national networks, cable vision, and social media. However, again your intuition is right there is a “however”, this opinion piece by my friend Martin Rutte is just too good to pass up.

Martin is, amongst other things, a writer, motivational speaker, researcher, and artist, who was born and raised in Canada. He spent 25 years based in the USA and returned to the Island five years ago. He holds both US and Canadian citizenship. Last week he tossed out some thoughts on a solution to the current Canada-US kerfuffle.

Donald Trump wants Canada to be the 51st state. We Canadians have a better idea – the U.S. becomes Canada’s 11th province.

You, as an American, may be wondering, “What’s in it for me?” Glad you asked.

No endless foreign wars. We use the savings for free health care and free poutine.

Our money is colour-coded (colour, not color). No more tipping a valet $50 when you meant to hand him a $10.

Canadian beer is stronger. It’s like your light beer but with real beer in

Lottery winnings in Canada are tax-free. All of them.  Every loonie (that’s our dollar) you win, you keep.

Our founding principles are: Peace, order and good government. It’s like your Declaration of Independence, only written after a snack and a nap.

America’s a melting pot. We’re a mosaic – same people, less boiling.

French fries come with ketchup, mayo, malt vinegar, or, if you’re having a down day … maple syrup.

Our politics aren’t polarized. Our version of a filibuster is just a very long thank-you speech.

The Bloq Québécois wants to leave Canada. We let them run in federal elections anyway. Dysfunctional?  Nope. Just polite

Our flag is red and white. You only need one Crayola.

Bump into someone? They say, “Sorry.”

Our motto used to be “From Sea to Sea,” but then we remembered the Arctic. Now it’s “From Sea to Sea to Sea.” Sorry, Arctic.

Hockey is our religion. Your baptism? Getting checked into the boards.

More fresh water equals cheaper electricity. Just don’t ask us to explain your electricity bill, no one understands it.

We don’t have a president. Sorry, but not, like, that sorry.

Our Senate is appointed. Like your Supreme Court but with fewer robes and no gavels.

In Canada say, “America is the greatest country in the world,” we’ll laugh at you. Say “Canada is the greatest country in the world,” and we’ll laugh with you.

We have no right to bear arms. Instead, the right to live.

Hockey fights end in hugs. We punch, we apologize, we hug.

Zamboni is not a Mafia boss.

We fight with elbows, not lawsuits.

Lost? We’ll walk you to your destination. Sometimes into our homes. Sometimes for dinner.

Canadian bilingualism: where your cereal box teaches you more French than high school ever did.

You’ll learn why the White House is white. Canada lit the match – America picked the paint.

You say “loo-TEN-ant,” we say “LEF-ten-ant.”

Canada has one hectare of forest per person. In an invasion, everyone gets to hide in their own hectare. The enemy gives up and goes home, exhausted, and sticky with sap. (You’ll learn about hectares when you become the 11th province.)

You’ll also learn new vocabulary: “Sorry.” “Excuse me.” “I apologize.” “Snow tires.”

Toronto is not our capital. It just thinks it is.

You’ll go from 50 states, 1 federal district, and 5 territories, to just 14 (10 provinces, 3 territories, and YOU). There’s still government but smaller.

Milk comes in plastic bags. Your fridge will look like it’s storing IV fluids.

America uses MM/DD/YY. Canada uses DD/MM/YY. Just write Sept. 3, 2025, it’s easier.

We use both Metric and Imperial. If you’re confused, ask someone over 60. They’ll know.

In the U.S., the last letter of the alphabet is “zee.”  In Canada, the last letter of the alphabet is “zed” … honest.

You’ll “get” these jokes and find them funny:
Q:  How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of the pool?
A:  “Everyone out of the pool, please.

Q:  How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A:  Step on their toes. Then wait 0.3 seconds.

Welcome to Canada.

Free health care. Strong beer. More vowels.

Your toque is ready.

Martin Rutte – July 15, 202

I might add that Marty is also a repository of old burlesque, vaudeville, and Borscht Belt comedy routines. And, don’t tell him I said this, the best thing about him is his wife, Maida.

The word for July 22nd is:
Lieutenant /lɛfˈtɛnənt/: [noun]
1.1 A commissioned military officer.
1.2 An assistant with power to act when his superior is absent.
1.3 An officer in a police force.
Middle English deputy, from Old French : lieu, place + tenant, present participle of tenir, to hold (from Latin tenēre.)


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