Always like to start the week off with something thoughtful:

We need a little pandemic humour, don’t we?
It’s all in the phrasing. Isn’t it?
I’m sure that the question around our house is, “Why is he putting the good stuff into that green thing under the water place?”
One of the apartments I had when I lived in Montreal was on the ground floor and there was a squirrel that would come to the patio door and taunt poor Bundnie and Reesie. I’m sure that little bastard is in doggy heaven!
I was always flummoxed by the necessity of tell people that a cup of tea or coffee could be “hot”.
Okay I know this is just sick but… hey what’s your point?
A good reason to reconsider letting Perplexa, or whatever the App is called, do everything for you.
And to leave you on a slightly paranoid note:
The word for March 1st is:
Paranoia /ˌpær.əˈnɔɪ.ə/: [noun]
An extreme and unreasonable feeling that other people do not like you or are going to harm or criticize you.
Define “unreasonable”!