Look at that – you turn around and suddenly its Monday again and time for a few merrie memes.
Well I’m thinking we better get some snow pretty soon here on the Island or its going to be a pretty green Winter Games. And I don’t mean ecological.
I no sooner type the above than they forecast a storm for tomorrow – followed by rain and temperatures in the “plus” range.
The man was a genius – he thought of everything.
One of those “charming” quirks that made life hard for a ESL teacher.
It makes the world go around.
Let’s not even talk about weight! Okay?
I became a bit wary when the cars started talking to us.
Psst! Psst! Hey Mister you want to buy a French postcard? Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink!
Unhinge your jaw; its almost time for BurgerLove here on the Island
How many times have I told you? Don’t call me …
I prefer to think of it as a virtue.
The word for January 9th is:
Wary wâr′ē: [adjective]
1.1 On guard; watchful.
1.2 Characterized by caution.
1.3 Cautious of danger; carefully watching and guarding against deception, artifices, and dangers; timorously or suspiciously prudent; circumspect; scrupulous; careful.
Middle English ware, from Old English wær.
Willy Or Won't He 
Rear wiper, hahahahahaha!
If anybody compliments you on your recent weight loss you have my permission to punch them in the face.
Oh come on, press the rear wiper button.
The one about ‘plump as a partridge’; it made me howled! I tried reading it to Doug, and could barely see the words because I was laughing so hard.
What is this thing ‘snow’ of which you say?