So Mathew tells us to “Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s. clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.” He didn’t mention pissed off squirrels – mind I’m not sure there are squirrels in the Holy Land.
The word for May 18th is:
Prophet /ˈpräfət/ /ˈprɑfət/: [noun]
1.1 A person regarded as an inspired teacher or proclaimer of the will of God.
1.2 A person who advocates or speaks in a visionary way about a new belief, cause, or theory.
1.3 A person who makes or claims to be able to make predictions.
When given the definite article the:
2.1 In Islam Mohammad
2.2 In Mormonism Joseph Smith or one of his successors
When given a definite article and in the plural:
3.1 In Christianity the Old Testament books of Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, and the twelve minor prophets.
3.2 In Judaism one of the three canonical divisions of the Hebrew Bible, distinguished from the Law and the Hagiographa.
Middle English from Old French prophete, via Latin from Greek prophētēs ‘spokesman’, from pro ‘before’ + phētēs ‘speaker’ (from phēnai ‘speak’).
I prophesy that very few people will have read this through.