Well the reason for the season is only a week away and a faithful reader had noted that there had yet to be an appearance by our favourite pair of socks here at WillyHeOrWontHe: The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre. So say no more! Say no more! A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse!
Sounds a bit like erecting the tree at our place – oh for god’s sake grow up!
And you know that “Vixen” is highly suspect – female deer only have antlers if they have a higher-than-normal testosterone levels. And even then there’s a good chance they would never completely harden. Oh for heavens sake! I said grow up!